Punchdrunk’s Kabeiroi: A review

Night has fallen outside Euston station and I don’t have much time. She said she’d be back in touch in five minutes; I have already had three of them but I badly need a cigarette. I make a beeline for a man who is sparking his own. He hands me a Marlboro Gold and I…

A Hemingway Holiday

Five years ago I was sat on the eighteenth floor of my University’s library, as the Glasgow rain lashed violently at the window, when my phone buzzed to interrupt my study (of memes). It was a text from my father: ‘Liddy. Greetings from Havana. I’m in La Floridita drinking daiquiris like Ernest Hemingway. Ha. Dad…

Jeff Koons X Louis Vuitton: The Emperor’s New Bag.

Naturally, the Fashionista, not wanting to appear a fool, said: “Isn’t it grand! Isn’t it fine! Look at the cut, the style, the line!  This designer bag is altogether, but altogether it’s altogether  The most remarkable designer bag that I have ever seen.” Jeff Koons’ recent collaboration with Louis Vuitton is hideous. In fact, it…